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There's a scary picture of a creepy crack ho I see on the internet once in a while. She bears an uncanny resemblance to someone I really like on my friends list, and I'd love to show her this picture, but no good could possibly come of it. I mean, even if you say, "The picture looks like the scary crack ho version of you" the person in question is bound to be mortified and even offended.

I have personal experience with this. I once told a girl that she looked like a "thin, prettier" version of Wendie Jo Sperber. She hated me from that point on.

It's too bad. The picture is fascinating. I suppose if the person in question happens to notice this post and happens to reply and say they want to see it, I'll show it. But I don't want to name names and put pressure on her. So, if you're a girl and you want me to post the crack ho version of you and you won't be mad that I saw the resemblance and you will explicitly say so in a comment, absolving me of all guilt, let me know.

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omg I want to see it either way. I love crackheads.

email it to me.

"Wendie Jo Sperber" gave me the lols.

Reminds me of the first episode of "Bosom Buddies" where they first get dressed up. Tom Hanks says "How do I look?" and Peter Scolari says "Like Stockard Channing."

if you ever find a crack ho version of me i would definitely not be offended.

in fact, i hope you do. in highschool people used to tell me over and over again that i looked like that girl from 7th heaven and i really need something dirty to offset that =P

I doubt it's me, but if it is me, I'd sure love to see a crack ho version of myself.

crack hos are always amusing. if it's me, though i doubt it is, please post.

Some people are just too sensitive to stuff like that.

Although I doubt you're referring to me, I will give you permission to post pics of people/things/animals that remind you of me. I promise not to be upset.

Okay, at the very least, I may get upset, but I won't act upon it. I'll go to my corner, seethe for a little while, realize I'm being an overly sensitive dork, and come back ready to play again.

I would totally want to see a crack ho version of me.

i always want to see crack ho versions of myself.

LOL IN THE EVENT THAT IT IS ME I ABSOLVE YOU.

i've been told that i look like Rosie O Donnell, so BRING IT ON!!!!!!

There are days when I long to be a crack ho, so if it's me, please show me what my future looks like.

it's totally me, isn't it

I hope it's me! Post-it! I would love to see what I would have looked like if I had continued through life on meth!

You totally know I wouldn't be offended by this, so it can't be me.

Honestly, nothing good will come of this. 8[

If you ever find a crack-ho version of me, I want to see it.

UM YES PLZ

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