Happy Hour Tip

[christopher575]

If you are going to stick your tongue in your coworker's navel and swirl it around, be sure to remove the lint first.

I forgot about doing that yesterday, but the memory came rushing back when I watched my own navel lint wash down the drain in the shower this morning.

This Happy Hour Tip is dedicated to popcultureicon.

Comments

[popcultureicon.livejournal.com]

Just be glad I have VASTLY improved my bely button hygiene since the last incident.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I am glad. Believe me. It tasted like cheese, but not rotten cheese. By the way, was the whole thing an experiment? Did you ask yourself, if I stand behind him and press my exposed stomach to the back of his head, will he turn and toss my lint salad?

[popcultureicon.livejournal.com]

Actually I wanst expecting that. It was more of a "his head looks tactile-y pleasing, I should put my tummy on it."