From Twitter 07-30-2010

[christopher575]

• 10:52:01: Yes, I live in Seattle. No, I don't own a kayak.
  
• 15:58:33: Guy next to me on the bus has my high school long bangs/buzzcut. The "the '90s called" joke doesn't work as well if it's me calling.
  

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