2007-01-06
I am an old person
My lower back is killing me after moving a heavy piece of furniture. Next thing you know I'll fall off a porch and break my hip. I guess I don't need a Medic-Alert since I have a cell phone, though.
Leave it to me to come up with this idea
About two years ago I was enjoying a bloody mary and thought it would be really cool if the celery could be the straw, and that it wouldn't be too hard to genetically engineer celery to grow that way. Luckily, someone else thought of it too.
