Ninja New York
There's a theme restaurant called Ninja New York. I haven't read the reviews, or even looked at the site yet. I wanted to say right away, though, that I think it's a great idea. I also think that other popular internet stuff could help get us all to put down the ramen and get some fresh air once in a while.
- All Red Lobster restaurants will now be given a pirate theme.
- Todai already uses sushi robots, but soon the waitstaff will dress like robots. Or be replaced by robots.
- All ice cream scoops will now be in the shape of a horse's head and served on a twisting, magical unicorn horn. [edit: a "unicone." ha!]
- Hot Topic will only be open sunset to sunrise, and actual vampires will be behind the counter to help you choose a lip ring.
- Forget hybrids and electric cars. The only requirement going forward is that they transform into robots.
- Zoos are going to get worse because there will be people having sex with the animals.