One reason I want to be cremated

There's just no way to come to terms with the fact that my grave wouldn't be as cool as Falco's, so I've just given up.

Interesting casting

Interesting casting, originally uploaded by christopher575.

The lamp crate from A Christmas Story is in The Manhattan Project. Also:
Cynthia Nixon.

Meet Bartholomew Alexander

Meet Bartholomew Alexander, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Bart Alex for short. My boyfriend gave him to me for Christmas because we
noticed that the cooks on Food Network all have kitchen chickens. That's not
an egg he's sitting on, it's an old light bulb. I set it there for a moment
but decided to leave it there because it's funny.

It's really hard to say "kitchen chicken" without screwing it up.