2009-07-17

From Twitter 07-16-2009

11:25:28: After a couple of months in boxers, briefs are very unpleasant.
13:18:01: Seen on bus: jeans and button-up shirt, under a dress. So awful.
17:53:18: Red wine and 7up on the rocks is hella good.
21:01:00: Fatboy slim just gave me major chills. How embarrassing.
21:01:23: Kalifornia, is druggy druggy druggy druggy

Bagel

Bagel, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Left: lemon juice, cream cheese, "southwestern" chicken strips
Right: cream cheese, pickled carrots

I'm not thrilled by the sesame bagel, but my options were limited.

Things I learned on the Internet in the last five minutes

1) Some people consider masturbation cheating. Luckily, only a few will make it to the news by stabbing their mates in the abdomen after catching them in the act.

2) It's possible for a man to have sex with a head of lettuce.

3) Apparently one would not want to be known as a lettuce lover, so it's important to obscure any tattoos when making an animated gif of the act.

4) It's really not cute or funny like in cartoons when someone gets run over by a steamroller.

My private shame

I sleep mostly on my sides because I snore myself awake if I'm on my back too long. This means that each side of my head spends a pretty good portion of the night pressed up against the pillow.

I wake up each morning with a truly awful bedhead fauxhawk that tons of people in this city would kill for.

I know it's not my fault and I didn't do anything wrong, but I'm still so embarrassed when I look in the mirror each morning.

Bagel

Bagel, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Cheddar, mock crab, salsa, romaine, mayo.

Bad design

I will no longer buy Pace because the bottle is a stupid shape:

It makes it really hard to get at the product. Which is too bad, because it's pretty good stuff. I'd never touch it if I were back home and could get Territorial House. For run-of-the-mill grocery store stuff, it's pretty decent.

Do you know a product with prohibitive packaging?

Bagel Friday continues

Bagel Friday continues, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Picking up some that aren't covered with stupid seeds. Like I need a bunch
of seeds in my chest hair, pubes, and keyboard. So annoying.

Crouching chicken, hidden dragon

Crouching chicken, hidden dragon, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Someone painted the smallest piece, gave up, and left this in the laundry room. I love living in this building.