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Bagel

Bagel, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Left: pepper jack, one whole motherfuckin' avocado, lemon juice
Right: chive cream cheese, baby spinach, roma tomato, salt

I pictured them looking way different

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Phallus Kitchen is more like it

Phallus Kitchen is more like it, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Baby, I'm a take you to Red Robin

Baby, I'm a take you to Red Robin, originally uploaded by christopher575.

You order all the fries you want. I got you covered.

Sam has joined us for an evening of quality television

Sam has joined us for an evening of quality television, originally uploaded by christopher575.