One whole motherfuckin' avocado
Not on bagel.
2010-01-21
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Writer's Block: A rose by any other name ...
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5 / 7 / 5 are the syllables in a haiku. I have written several thousand.
No, I was not born in May of 1975.
5 / 7 / 5 are the syllables in a haiku. I have written several thousand.
No, I was not born in May of 1975.
I gasped out loud
The nutritional info is printed onto the sausage.
BTW Alan, strangely enough, this is not one of the sausages I got from you
on Monday.
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