Owned. Hard.

Party tricks are a dying art

Untitled, originally uploaded by mooonrock.

I'm bringing them back.

Making salsa out of green stuff

Making salsa out of green stuff, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Salsa!

Salsa!, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Ok, seriously

Ok, seriously, originally uploaded by christopher575.

If you're going to be on a TV show, spend a couple minutes with some tweezers.

I always remember this when I hear about Osama bin Laden

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