2012-02-27

Sun, 17:50: Should have planned better. At some point soon, I have to step away for a while to cook a somewhat complicated dinner.
Sun, 17:51: I hope Billy Crystal's about to do "the old popcorn trick". #oscars
Sun, 17:55: Do I see a hint of JLo nip? #oscars
Sun, 18:00: Is everyone hearing faint little buzzing and beeps or just us? #oscars
Sun, 18:07: I don't think we should call stuff from Canada "foreign", it's weird. #oscars
Sun, 18:09: IT'S FUCKING DISTRACTING #oscars
Sun, 19:05: This dinner I made is worth whatever I missed while I was out of the room. #oscars #deliciousness
Sun, 19:05: I'm actually looking forward to seeing Titanic in 3D.
Sun, 19:06: The commercial for Revenge gave me goosebumps. Love that our generation finally has its Dynasty. #oscars
Sun, 19:08: For once I'd like to see Angelina Jolie in some other color of lipstick. #oscars
Sun, 19:15: Penelope Cruz to Winona Ryder conversion: |===[]======| 40% #oscars

Sun, 19:19: Will Ferrell and Zach Galifianakis = dream 3way. #oscars #sexcymbals
Sun, 19:22: If you aren't following @louisvirtel (and watching his series Verbal Vogueing on YouTube) now is the time to start.
Sun, 19:23: "Pop Goes the World" is in a commercial and now I'm so very, very old. #oscars
Sun, 19:25: Angelina Jolie does a great impression of the Showgirls poster. #oscars
Sun, 19:25: It's weird to look at someone and know what their skull looks like. #angelinajolie #oscars
Sun, 19:30: Where's Ed Norton been? #oscars
Sun, 19:35: I thought the "commercials are way louder" thing was illegal now? #oscars
Sun, 19:37: Seriously. I could watch her eat toast. RT @alexjon: You're so glamorous, @millajovovich. #oscars
Sun, 19:39: Hey Maya, if your toes are curling, take off the pantyhose. #oscars

Sun, 19:42: I wonder if Angelina Jolie is auditioning for The Machinist 2. #oscars #15minutestoolate
Sun, 19:45: I think that girl from The Office (aka Blowjob Girl) is wearing a wig. #oscars
Sun, 19:46: Kinda want those frames. Lose the hat, though. #oscars
Sun, 19:56: I dig Meryl's glasses. #oscars
Sun, 20:10: This new Ashley Judd series looks like the most expensive Lifetime movie ever.
Sun, 20:14: Natalie's dress is making me hungry for watermelon. #oscars
Sun, 20:21: They call them "actress" when referring to awards, but "actor" in the In Memoriam part. #oscars #copyediting
Sun, 20:28: Streep Throat #awesomebandnameideas #oscars
Sun, 20:38: Didn't know Penelope Ann Miller was in The Artist until I saw her on stage just now. Always loved her. #oscars
Mon, 14:04: LGBTQ is a bit of a mouthful. I'd like to suggest, instead: QuiLTBaG.

Mon, 14:22: Today someone asked if it would be ok to call me Chris and I said no. It isn't. It won't be. Don't ask. It's rude. Don't be lazy.