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2013-06-13
This one's a character
I have to make sure she gets off the bus ahead of me. If she's behind me, she walks four steps behind me for half a mile. Unnerving.
Character 2
This guy keeps getting in front of me and slowing down. If I try to pass, he runs five steps. Rinse, repeat.
Summer drink recipe: Wina Colada
Buy a pina colada Slurpee at 7-11. Drink about a third of it. Fill it back up with white boxed wine. Voila.