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[christopher575]

I can't remember much of my dream this morning, except that it was weird and disturbing. I do remember that there was a commercial for women't lingirie. It was kinda a cross between a teddy and a bustier. I don't know enough about the stuff to say what I was seeing. But one of the features they said it had was that it had an open crotch, "in case you like to masturbate together." They showed a couple in bed together and I kept thinking, why don't they just have sex?

It was weird, but I do think "In case you like to masturbate together" is a good slogan.

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Re: crotchless panties are a favorite past-time of mine

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Oh, a beautiful butterfly! There is so much going on in that picture, I'd gladly frame it and display it in my home. Fo realz.

Re: crotchless panties are a favorite past-time of mine

[rxqueent.livejournal.com]

Haha, yes, and don't forget a caption, like, there's Theresa and a string of fabric that once used to ride up her ass. Beautiful.

Re: crotchless panties are a favorite past-time of mine

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

"poo string"