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[christopher575]

There's a scary picture of a creepy crack ho I see on the internet once in a while. She bears an uncanny resemblance to someone I really like on my friends list, and I'd love to show her this picture, but no good could possibly come of it. I mean, even if you say, "The picture looks like the scary crack ho version of you" the person in question is bound to be mortified and even offended.

I have personal experience with this. I once told a girl that she looked like a "thin, prettier" version of Wendie Jo Sperber. She hated me from that point on.

It's too bad. The picture is fascinating. I suppose if the person in question happens to notice this post and happens to reply and say they want to see it, I'll show it. But I don't want to name names and put pressure on her. So, if you're a girl and you want me to post the crack ho version of you and you won't be mad that I saw the resemblance and you will explicitly say so in a comment, absolving me of all guilt, let me know.

Comments

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

It is you. If you really, REALLY want me to, I will post it sometime over the weekend. As long as you explicitly state that you will not be mad at me.

[electriclime.livejournal.com]

I KNEW IT

Just post it now. Everyone wants to see it.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I can't, I'm at work. No good way for me to post it without actually looking at it on a work computer. Plus, if I take my time later I can do a really funny side-by-side comparison or something.

[coupesetique.livejournal.com]

It'll be like those "before meth/after meth" posters they have at the DMV. Except Mardi's 10x hotter than any crackwhore.