Bizarro crack ho world

[christopher575]

I mentioned earlier that I found a picture that looked like a crack ho version of electriclime . I'd just like to say a few things right now. First, I think she is one of the most gorgeous women I know. See?



Second, I love her and I wish I saw her more often. Third, she is so much fun to be around.

But enough sucking up. I found a picture that looks like Mardi has an evil twin who was raised by wolves and spent ten years doing crack and ten grand on a boob job.

Comments

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

SHE GAVE ME PERMISSION

http://christopher575.livejournal.com/1058352.html?thread=5594416#t5594416

[electriclime.livejournal.com]

I would like a straight version of you for my very own.

[electriclime.livejournal.com]

"I found something sparkly and shiny that reminded me of you. We should go buy it. RIGHT NOW"

[electriclime.livejournal.com]

"Let me go get a glass of wine for you. ..and a muscle relaxer"

[entropic-system.livejournal.com]

Um...yeah: this.

[wring.livejournal.com]

LOL now I understand your fear. I can feel the DO_NOT_WANT regurgitating from my throat.

Miss Mardi looks like she wants me to AIR RAID, FRESHMAN!

[electriclime.livejournal.com]

I think I went to school with her.

[my-ophelia.livejournal.com]

Shooped. I see vague vague similarities. Enough that it makes sense when you point it out, but mardi is a milf, and this woman is like a.....idwfhe (I don't wanna fuck her ever). I'm glad the mystery is solved, but I think everyone can agree, mardi looks 20 years younger and hella hotter than this 21 year old crack ho.

[anunnakigirl.livejournal.com]

omg, I totally read this as " I see the vague vagina similarities"

I was like WTF???

[my-ophelia.livejournal.com]

Yes yes, I pride myself in an extensive vagina mental catalogue. Wait no, gross. I don't want to consider looking at crack ho's again. I have to drink just to forget it.

[monsterbrain.livejournal.com]

lol!

[electriclime.livejournal.com]

Or as the southern ladies say "ooh! look at YOU!"

[electriclime.livejournal.com]

AAAAAHAHAHAHA
My love for you is strong.

[jpeace.livejournal.com]

I don't know you, but I know that nobody alive can pull off what you're trying to do. ABORT ABORT ABORT

[monsterbrain.livejournal.com]

That is how I like to imagine some of my classmates ended up.

[scearley.livejournal.com]

Rolling Stones tat + meat curtains. Classy.

[palomar.livejournal.com]

"Her vagina is like the portrait of Dorian Gray, but for Mick Jagger."

i seriously just died of glee. oh, man. best sentence ever.

[eskanto]

lol @ Vagina Power reference.

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

If I were Mardi, I think I would hate you now.

[yieldsigns.livejournal.com]

I sure hope she didn't by 10 grand for those things.

[frogger414.livejournal.com]

OMG that is so bad

LMAO

[eskanto]

Oh god, WTF?! *shudder*

You know, she doesn't look that much like her to me. Maybe just the nose?

Y'know...

[eskanto]

the blonde kinda looks like Lindsey Lohan...how sad.
I can totally see this happening.