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christopher575 ([personal profile] christopher575) wrote2011-09-11 08:58 am

You, dears, have spent too much money on clothes

Some of that money should have gone to dramatic lighting. Maybe even a roll of foil for the wall so it'd look less like your mom's sewing room and more like the cyber world you wish you lived in.

[identity profile] wring.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 05:05 pm (UTC)(link)
this.....is........ZUMBA!

[identity profile] wring.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
also, stuffwhitepeoplelike: choreography that involves too much hand/arm work. not enough booty shakin'

[identity profile] cattycritic.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
lolyes

vote 'yes' on dramatic lighting

[identity profile] cattycritic.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 05:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't understand why anybody thought more than 30 seconds of the same couple of moves is interesting, even with the funky blue LED ring things. Plus, she would look better with the spiky mask thing over her mouth.

People need to watch old clips of Dance Fever and American Bandstand. You have to engage with the camera and even if your'e going to look sullen you have to pointedly look sullen into the camera as if to say, I don't care that I'm a guy, mom, I'm going to paint my nails and wear eyeliner and ponyfalls!

[identity profile] vurumai.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 06:11 pm (UTC)(link)
I think I boned her in college

[identity profile] girlvinyl.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Is this real?

[identity profile] mika-says.livejournal.com 2011-09-11 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would you film cyber techno dancing under normal lighting condition? FAIL!

[identity profile] chetchez.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
I like the girl's fanny pack for your neck. Super steampunk...

[identity profile] christopher575.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
There's a broken pocketwatch in it.

[identity profile] chetchez.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
and goggles with brass rims

[identity profile] electriclime.livejournal.com 2011-09-12 03:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Her hair is so fucking stupid

[identity profile] nicolemarieh.livejournal.com 2011-09-13 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
agree with you. also what was the point of this.