So yeah, I hate all car alarms

[christopher575]

But you know which one I hate the most?

Byoor byoor byoor byoor byoor byoor byoor byoor
Booowip, booowip, booowip, booowip
Eht, eht, eht, eht, eht, eht, eht, eht
BaaNEEEbaaNEEEbaaNEEEbaaNEEE

I know there are two more sounds but I can't think of them. You know what I mean.

Car alarms should make the owner's keychain make a noise, not the car itself. 

Comments

[brokn2pieces.livejournal.com]

yes!

[scearley.livejournal.com]

The one I hate is the voice saying "You are too close to the car." Nothing makes me want to damage a car more than a proximity alarm.

[deadflowers.livejournal.com]

brilliant!

[sgtred.livejournal.com]

"Car alarms should make the owner's keychain make a noise, not the car itself. "

There's your million dollar idea. Get on it so you can retire in style.

[missdotti.livejournal.com]

Back when my brother first got out of the Army, we were helping him move back to Michigan. My oldest brother, Bobby, was driving Rich's truck back. Bobby accidentally set off the alarm while driving up 75. Of course, the remote was screwed up as well. Bobby couldn't turn the alarm off.

Rich's alarm did a lot of the same noises most alarms do, but it would also say "PLEASE HELP ME!" every now and then.

It was interesting explaining this to cops.

[hildeaux.livejournal.com]

Sorry for Dane Cook but this post reminded me of this.

I'm hoping this is the right video, I'm at work with no sound and had to guess.

[monsterbrain.livejournal.com]

There should be a law that if the alarm keeps going off for more than 10 minutes, anyone is legally entited to smash the windshield and pour any substance in the gastank.

[strand.livejournal.com]

Noise (http://www.netflix.com/Movie/Noise/70084319?lnkce=seRtLn&trkid=222336&lnkctr=srchrd-sr&strkid=2133950257_0_0) is a good comedy addressing this very issue.