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Yesterday I went to the restroom, and there was a guy at a urinal wearing a big headset. I thought, oh geez, he's on a conference call. Just as I thought that, I heard a Windows alert, which surely came from the moderator's PC.

Then I thought, wow, I hope his mic is muted. And just as I thought that, he let out the biggest, loudest fart I've heard in public in over a year.

And then! Then he went into a stall. He was done peeing, and he went to a stall. I think this dude sharted while on a conference call. That's just not cool.

Date: 2010-12-08 07:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moonrock.livejournal.com
People used to unhook their headsets from the phones at Seattle Times and go to the bathroom with it still on their head and a cord dangling. I thought it was weird, but at least they weren't still ON the phone doing it.

Date: 2010-12-08 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zacki1978.livejournal.com
lol amazing...

wut?

Date: 2010-12-09 01:55 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] eskanto
Wow.

*speechless*

Date: 2010-12-09 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] suxdonut.livejournal.com
that is horrific!

A very clear flushing sound

Date: 2010-12-09 04:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cattycritic.livejournal.com
was once heard on the conference phone at one of our company's all-hands, let's-review-sales-marketing-and-financials meetings.

Date: 2010-12-09 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badrobot68.livejournal.com
I hear guys sitting on the toilet at work taking calls that are obviously business. I always try to flush loudly and use the hand dryer just for them.

Date: 2010-12-09 05:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wring.livejournal.com
lol such a bitch

Date: 2010-12-09 06:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] badrobot68.livejournal.com
Nobody should poop on the phone!

Date: 2010-12-09 06:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paranoiattaque.livejournal.com
HAHAHA. i seriously lolled at this.

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