Good morning

[christopher575]

[REDACTED] says
I had a sex dream early this morning:
christopher575 says
orly
[REDACTED] says
I was putting gas in my car
And this hot guy was across from me putting gas in his motorcycle, flirting with me.
Then he rode off but started circling around the gas station, pants unzipped, dick out.
Then he crashed his bike.
christopher575 says
ha!
that's your idea of a sex dream?
[REDACTED] says
Apparently.
It was very hot until he crashed and skidded into the wall of the gas station.
I couldn't decide if I should:
a) finish filling up the tank
b) walk or drive over to see if he was okay
christopher575 says
c) jerk off

Comments

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

Jessica?

[vurumai.livejournal.com]

C) Jerk off is always an acceptable answer

[vurumai.livejournal.com]

Actually it was me

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Nope.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

WRONG

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

Please, you would have texted me about it too.

While doing (C)

[electriclime.livejournal.com]

jessica would say 'penis' instead of dick (at least in text)

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Plus I wouldn't tell a woman to jerk off. I'd say "go to the slot races".

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

Ah, good catch there! That might help me figure it out. Hmmmmmmm...

[vurumai.livejournal.com]

You mean someone else had that dream too?

Freaky

[guaparella.livejournal.com]

I also thought Jessica.

[muriel-puce.livejournal.com]

OMG Michael's motorcycle has a sidecar and I am totally excited about him taking me for a ride, but the bike is having transmission problems. He's been waiting for the part to arrive for weeks. :-(

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

Please promise me you won't wear a long scarf.

[muriel-puce.livejournal.com]

I think you are the only person in the world under 40 who knows that reference. You are also the only person who knows how great I look in long scarves, so you know how torn I am about this.

[njbearcub1.livejournal.com]

This would be easier if I knew who had cars, among the people you know...

[notlostonme.livejournal.com]

Haha true :P

[cubbert.livejournal.com]

of course its a sex dream...it ends in a big climax that really involved one person...now if the gas station exploded after the crash then it would been a hot sex dream...Ohh thanks that reminds me of the gay zombie porn I just saw...talk about fucked up sex dreams XD

[cubbert.livejournal.com]

Please tell me your talking about the movie top secret?

[muriel-puce.livejournal.com]

Well, now, I was just assuming he was urging me not to get strangled by my own scarf like poor Isadora Duncan. But what about Top Secret?

[cubbert.livejournal.com]

how sad is it that I know of a satire of that bit in a bad 80's film. There is a scene where one of the french underground is being chased and you see either them or the Germans getting drag out of the side car from the scarf they were wearing...

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

I like when the girl gets off the motorcycle and her hair is still all blown back.