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[christopher575]

• 06:52 I don't like the noise tea kettles make. I want one that sings "Let's Go to the Mall" by Robin Sparkles instead. #
• 07:39 RT @punchlinemag: WBC donates $44K to gay mens org thanks to @LisaLampanelli tinyurl.com/4xpz3kw #
• 08:32 My holy text says that women must wear hats and men must wear wooden shoes. Why isn't that a law? #
• 08:46 "That cutout seems oddly placed and the multiple bows imply multiple sets of boobs." #QOTD bit.ly/j3KIlq #
• 09:07 Is there a Rapture checkin on Foursquare? #
• 09:20 I'm having a hard time reconciling my smug faith that there wouldn't be a rapture with my disappointment that it didn't happen. #
• 09:29 Turn that frown upside-down. RapCHEER! #
• 09:32 Now that the rapture isn't happening, I have to fold laundry. This SUCKS. #
• 09:53 I love that this is the first Google Image Search result for "butch queen first time in drags at a ball" bit.ly/iqCGEW #
• 10:01 Carrot Top needs to rock a Ponyhawk. #
• 10:27 I love when someone hasn't tweeted in a while and you totally know it's because they are gettin' some. #
• 12:39 Sean Combs wants to be called Swag now. Too bad. He will henceforth be known as PooDiddle. #

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Comments

[njbearcub1.livejournal.com]

"I love when someone hasn't tweeted in a while and you totally know it's because they are gettin' some."

I don't think we've had a "From Twitter" post from you since the 13th.

;-)

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

It's because Twittenesis is having hosting problems, and the guy who runs it is also traveling. I gave up and switched back to LoudTwitter, which I like better anyway because you can't put a title on the post automatically.