Internet Shirts I Want

Inspired by badrobot68's concert shirt posts (here and here), I present some shirts I plan to buy at some point:

That hand thing we all used to do (Sick Animation)

Feelings are boring, kissing is awesome (Dinosaur Comics)

This place is full of skanks! (reference to "Look at my striped shirt!" from The Phat Phree. I also kinda like this one.)

I think this one is just about the funniest thing I've ever seen, but I would look horrible in that color. I might get "Did you floss today?" as a decent second choice. (Natalie Dee)

Danger and Stick to Coffee and Alcohol (Engrish.com)

"We're on a bridge" is the winner, but I also like "It's a magical liopleurodon" (Charlie the Unicorn)

I'll follow this up at some point with "Internet Shirts I Have"