Normally I only shave on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. Yesterday before work I went to do the deed, only to find out that there was about enough shaving cream left in the can to shave the spot between my eyebrows. So I went to work with a three-day shadow and planned to buy more last night. I realized when I got to the store that I left my wallet at work, probably because I was so excited that my new olive oil sprayer was delivered there yesterday, and I packed it into my backpack when I normally grab my wallet on the way out of there.
This morning, I decided to use an alternate fluid to shave. No, not the newly-sprayable olive oil, but water-based lube. I found out years ago that you can shave with it from a friend who knows the owners of Probe. It actually worked quite well, and being able to see the area you're shaving is a nice bonus.
And at least it is being used for something. It's been a while.