Vancouver Laffs

I bet they didn't make a big ol' stink about this place like they did in Wallingford over High Maintenance Bitch.


Please allow your urine to flow into this picture of a penis. Thank you.

My office is awesome

Yesterday our phones started acting really weird. Lots of erratic ringing, dropped calls, people picking up ringing phones that would continue to ring with the handset lifted, etc. Also, one of our very important printers--the one that prints very, very important documents onto carbon forms--wouldn't print. A technician was here this morning and was able to quickly determine the cause.

Mice.

Mice are chewing through cords in the office. It happened once before; nosmoking_'s mom's phone was out for a week because a mouse found a peanut M&M next to her phone cord and chewed through it trying to get at it. But apparently the problem is getting worse, and they're working their way through the cubicle walls munching whatever they can find. 

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Mini pitas are hella cute

I can't find an actual web site, but here's the nutrition info for them. My coworker has some at his desk. I feel guilty, for I have turned him into a homosexual. Either that, or he just likes to pretend he's a giant.

Don't worry, I already called him a fag to his face. We joke a lot. [edit: in fact, he just got back to the office and said, "I'm gonna have a couple of my Gay Pockets" in that Hot Pockets voice.]

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These are the ____________ .

More Grand Canyon Skywalk

I hope that within my lifetime there will be a disaster movie in which it collapses along with other landmarks.

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