Freight Train

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Speaking of The Central...

There's something you should know about The Central. Their $3 happy hour doubles are an excellent deal, but when happy hour ends at 7pm, a double well is $10. I've never seen such a huge jump in price at the end of happy hour, and was about to say I'd never had a $5 well vodka anywhere unless the well was SKYY or better. But it's in Pioneer Square, and a $5 vodka shot served from a gun is actually pretty normal, and I've paid that price at the Fenix.

The reason I'm telling the story is that when she said "ten dollars" I yelled "woah!" and embarrassed myself. I said I'd pay, of course, and she said, "Oh, you've been here for a while, let me charge you the happy hour price." I didn't think that was exactly the right solution, either, so I tipped her $5.

Happy Hour Tip

If you are going to stick your tongue in your coworker's navel and swirl it around, be sure to remove the lint first.

I forgot about doing that yesterday, but the memory came rushing back when I watched my own navel lint wash down the drain in the shower this morning.

This Happy Hour Tip is dedicated to popcultureicon.

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I thought I was going to have this theater to myself, but another two dudes just came in. They are also alone. It is almost like being at a porno theater.

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I'm eating a candy bar from the Italy goodie box that has alcohol in it. I hope it makes my hangover go away. If not, it's no big deal, for I'll have actual alcohol within a few hours.

Something about the trailer for Hostel II didn't sit right with me, and it took me a couple of months to figure it out. The whole thing's in German with subtitles, and at the end, the guy says "Hostel Teil Zwei." I remembered they don't say "hostel" in German, they say "Herberge."

I always pictured hostels to be filled with sexy european types having non-stop underwear parties.

I really wanted a nap this afternoon, but it's just not in the cards. Maybe I can have a disco nap this evening. Although I can't even begin to count the times I meant to just have a disco nap and woke up right around closing time.

This has been getting stuck in my head a lot lately at work:

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I may have just stepped on some dude's pinkie at the bus stop. Don't care though, because sidewalks are for walking.

Far from home

Far from home, originally uploaded by christopher575.

One whole chicken

One whole chicken, originally uploaded by christopher575.

In a can, no less.