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In my dream this morning, I was with a huge group of people, including a lot of my current coworkers. It was unclear if we worked together in the dream, but I definitely know that if we did, it wasn't at our IRL job. The reason I know this is that we decided to sneak onto the roof of an office building, and the building belonged to our real-life client, and none of us thought anything of it. This was a building that does not actually exist in Seattle, but it was somewhere near Denny and we were enjoying the view of the Space Needle.

A lot of people who actually worked at the building took their smoke breaks on the roof, and we figured we were blending in with them, but ended up getting asked to leave in short order.

Some of the people in the group had musical instruments, and we decided to make our way to Denny Park, marching-band style. Only a couple of people were playing (including exiledfromtribe on trombone!) but it sounded amazing. The song was "YMCA" and I got everyone to sing along.

Later, I ran into my mom, and she was using my bath towel to clean the windows on a van. I yelled at her and she told me that from that point on, everything would be different. She wouldn't buy me food, and would be mean to me whenever she had the chance. Real-life nuggets that I believe contributed to this particular scenario were the fact that my mom would use a towel only once before washing it and it bothered her that my brother and I started using them for up to a week once we moved out, and the time my dad used my toothbrush to clean his razor the morning before he drove to Arkansas.

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Also in my dream: Lindsay Lohan got a job on The Price is Right. Like a Barker's Beauty, but she talked. And got booed, but recovered well.

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Old rant, I know

Dear Everyone,

Please quit saying "cut and paste" when you're actually copying and pasting.

That said, I wish cutting and pasting was more common, because "cuntpaste" is funnier than "copypasta" can ever hope to be. I say "copypasta" and enjoy it, but "cuntpaste" just has a special ring to it.

Anyway, say the right one.

Thank you,
575

bonk

C575 and Kyle, originally uploaded by evil robot 6.

I just love this picture.

undies

IMAGE_00483.jpg, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Moving is always interesting because you end up seeing almost everything you own, and are forced to reminisce. One weekend many years ago, I had a cold, but decided to go out partying anyway. Let's just say that I wasn't feeling any pain that night and leave it at that.

For the next five days or so, I would get extremely high when I took DayQuil. One of those days, I ended up walking home from Noah's on Broadway in the rain, completely blissed out. I called my friend Stephanie, and ended up leaving her what seemed like a five-minute voice mail about how much I loved this pair of underwear.

Times.

There I am, in the background

915t, originally uploaded by evil robot 6.

A quick poll while I enjoy a cup of coffee

There was another version of this post that had to be deleted because I left out an important poll option.[Poll #1056322]

hey cattycritic

I made an icon for you, but I think it may be too small.



Hey, the rest of you, check out the original. It is awesome.