Santa!

It's a good thing I don't normally watch TV, because this commercial for Special K I keep seeing really pisses me off. A woman is bent over by her fireplace and her daughter comes downstairs and sees her ass. Since this woman's ass is SO HUGE, her daughter thinks it's Santa. How cute!

Only, she's not huge. She looks great. But it doesn't matter how good you look, you could always be thinner, right? So obnoxious.

It's like The Truth About Cats and Dogs. That movie pissed me off because the entire premise was based on the idea that Uma Thurman is hot and Janeane Garofalo is ugly. Hardly.

Anyway, we're watching A Christmas Story over and over so I'm sure to see that stupid commercial several more times.

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I just noticed for the first time that the dad in A Christmas Story is kinda hot.

Flip video camera test

I veto this jessface

Quote of the day (from yesterday)

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Maria: This wine is terrible. It needs to breathe.
Me: Do you guys have a decanter?
David: No, we just leave it on de counter over there.

This bathroom

This bathroom, originally uploaded by christopher575.

The walls make me want to drink a bunch of absinthe and cut my ear off.

Maria's salad

Maria's salad, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Worth traveling to Texas for.

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A mellow afternoon

I've noticed that my brother's house is a "if it's yellow, let it mellow" place, which is fine. However, I also noticed that my sister-in-law is making asparagus, so hopefully they take a break from the practice when appropriate.