christopher575

Feb. 9th, 2008

Dear

sgtred and

suxdonut ,

I am bringing you each a similar present tonight. Which one you each get will be left up to chance, as they will be wrapped similarly and without a label of any sort. I see several opportunities here for a good, old-fashioned girl fight. You can fight over who gets to pick first. You can fight over who gets each one once you've opened them. You can, well, I guess those are the two things you can fight over. Is it too late to arrange to have a wading pool of mud in front of the karaoke stage?

I wanted to embed Julie Brown's classic video that is relevant here, but I can't find it, so here is a tween lip-synching to it.

Someone posted on

owlihotornot, saying it's easy to find a ton of really nice owl stuff on Etsy. This inspired me to search for ducks, and I found what is basically a statue of me on the first page.

I had my nipples pierced with 8ga needles and immediately stretched to 6ga back in November. The goal was to get the 4ga titanium rings I used to wear back in them. The left side (my left, not left as you face me) was doing really well, but the right side was pretty angry with me. It's almost twice as wide as the other nipple, and the diameter of the ring wasn't sufficient. It even migrated down a bit.

I took the old 4ga rings to my piercer today and asked if he thought it'd be ok to go ahead and them in and he saw no problem with it. It didn't hurt too much, and I think it'll actually help a lot. The angry nipple will have a bigger section of metal to heal on, and the rings are made of titanium, which is more body-friendly.

If you see me, ask me to show them to you!