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In my dream this morning, I was Juno, as played by Ellen Page, but not pregnant. Most of the time I could see her instead, but even then I was definitely supposed to be her. Dreams are weird that way.

Liberty Bell was a little older than she was in the movie; we went to the same school. There were a lot of really mean people at the school who hated us, but we heard a new girl was coming to school, and there was already a buzz surrounding her. She was somehow popular before even arriving. Our plan was to be the first to befriend her, that way all the people who were mean to us would have to stop.

(I'd just like to stop here and point out that this is the kind of thing that only happens in movies, and not in good movies like Juno.)

We finally spotted her in the performing arts center. At first, I thought she was talking to me, and we had a long conversation, but it turned out that she was on stage reading lines. Oops.

Here's where it gets a little weird. She was played by Joaquin Phoenix. Yup, Joaquin Phoenix with a really long, beautiful, curly, dark wig.

I can't really remember much else, because as I woke up I was so weirded out by seeing Joaquin Phoenix play a woman.

Quote of the day

White people like these shirts so much because they are designed by white people, for white people. Sort of like a white FUBU.

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Albuquerque

I wonder if Weird Al has actually been to Albuquerque. 

More VHS at Alan's store

You know the drill.

French Kiss
Sneakers
Boomerang
Wayne's World
The Man on the Eiffel Tower
Wes Craven's New Nightmare
Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Stephen King's It
Once Upon a Crime
Falling Down
Nightmare on Elm Street 2
Adventures in Babysitting
Hear No Evil
Pretty in Pink
Time After Time

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Whore-ses