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I want to post a lot today but I'm fresh out of ideas, so I ran the stool type descriptions through a LOLcat translator:

* TYPE 1: SEPARATE HARD LUMPS, LIEK NUTS (HARD 2 PAS)
* TYPE 2: SAUSAGE-SHAPD, BUT LUMPY
* TYPE 3: LIEK SAUSAGE BUT WIF CRACKZ ON ITZ SURFACE
* TYPE 4: LIEK SAUSAGE OR SNAEK, SMOOTH AN SOFT
* TYPE 5: SOFT BLOBS WIF CLEAR CUT EDGEZ (PASD EASILY)
* TYPE 6: FLUFFY PIECEZ WIF RAGGD EDGEZ, MUSHY STOOL
* TYPE 7: WATERY, NO SOLID PIECEZ (ENTIRELY LIQUID)

Best one they've done in a while.

Best one they've done in a while., originally uploaded by christopher575.

SHIPING, BOXE

SHIPING, BOXE, originally uploaded by christopher575.

They should let someone who can spell make the signs.

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Normally this would just go to flickr. Today, lj gets it too.

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Still running low on ideas, so I declared today Formal Friday instead of casual. Booya.

Square root lol

Square root lol, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Formal Friday continues.

Formal Friday continues., originally uploaded by christopher575.

It's so nice out. A terrible day to be wearing a pretty noose.

MOAN - Metro's Own Asshole of the Now

MOAN - Metro's Own Asshole of the Now, originally uploaded by christopher575.

This guy strolled right up to the front of the line to get on the bus like it wasn't there. But this is Seattle, where we post about such things on our beloved livejournals instead of saying something. I love it here.

Help me make the alphabet, pzl

Hi guys. I want to generate more comments. Please help me spell out the alphabet in the comments of this post. I'll start by commenting myself with the letter "A" and then the next person can reply to that with "B". Please make sure to reply to the comment instead of the post, that way if multiple people do the same reply they'll at least be in the right order. Thanks for your help, it will not be easily forgotten.

EDIT TO ADD: Reply and I'll reply to your reply with an adjective describing you beginning with your letter!

For sgtred

I saw this and thought of you.

Not posted using TXTLJ

I just noticed that the text posts I did today never showed up, and I never got a text back saying the service was down. I did at least three, and here is what they said:

You know what I hate? Bus stops with no schedule.

nm I found the schedule doy

You know what I hate? Late buses.

The cat is mad at us.