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I almost always wake up before 7:00, but today I slept until 8:10. I think it's because I was having very strange dreams, including a very weird dream within a dream. In the dream, it was a Sunday. A lot of weird stuff had been going on all morning and I figured it was time to finally call my man and hang out with him for a chill evening. But then I remembered that we'd broken up about a week earlier, I somehow dated cecilgene for about a week, and then had a whirlwind courtship with seattlewolf  all day Saturday and was suddenly "with" him. I missed Garrett, though, and the idea that I'd even hooked up with Freddy was so foreign to me. I had no idea what to say to him or what to suggest we should do that evening.

That's when I realized that whole thing was a dream. I didn't realize I was still dreaming, I realized that the whole Curtis/Freddy week never actually happened, I'd dreamed it. I was so relieved.

I was still in the middle of this weird reality show and Garrett's bed had water pillows and I broke one, but at least I dreamed that I woke up. And then I eventually woke up.

I wonder if I slept late because it takes longer to have nested dreams like that.

My mind comes up with the craziest shit when I'm dreaming, too. My iPod had a transparent clickwheel that had 16 different sections to control all these different animation, entertainment, and gaming modes on it.  And I was in a city park that had trained lions you could walk. And the whole place felt like Arkansas. Or something.

Window washing

Window washing, originally uploaded by christopher575.

I think it looks like fun.

This church is so ugly

This church is so ugly, originally uploaded by christopher575.

I think the architect designed a tribute to paper snowflakes instead of god.

I'm blue if I was green I would thai

I'm blue if I was green I would thai, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Thai his house with a thai little window and a thai Corvette and everybody
around is thai like him.

Getting out of town for a bit.

Getting out of town for a bit., originally uploaded by christopher575.

Bee bee eye eh bee.

Ferry preparedness kit

Ferry preparedness kit, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Red Hook ESB, iPod, and Android phone (not pictured).

Not in attendance: mah bohfreh. He is on sick day number seven. :(

Jump (for My Love)

Jump (for My Love), originally uploaded by christopher575.

I may have to replay this (like fifty times)

Today's bad idea

Today's bad idea, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Listen to a song that says "jump!" Over and over while standing here. "Jump
in!"

Inspiration

Inspiration, originally uploaded by christopher575.

This ferry was named by someone listening to a cat coughing up a hairball.

South Pacific Sports Bar, Bremerton

South Pacific Sports Bar, Bremerton, originally uploaded by christopher575.

I'm the only person here and I scared the living shit out of the bartender.
I always come to this bar if I need to kill time between ferries.

This chicken wing looks like South America

This chicken wing looks like South America, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Yo dawg I herd you like strollers

Yo dawg I herd you like strollers, originally uploaded by christopher575.

We put a stroller in your stroller so you can push a stroller while you push
a stroller.

On a ferry again

On a ferry again, originally uploaded by christopher575.

I will reply to all the questions people had when I get back home. It just
takes too damn long on the phone.