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• 06:06 It's Jessica's fault I'm listening to this. (Juice Newton - Queen of Hearts) ♫ blip.fm/~6qov3 #
• 06:44 I'm running early today. Woke up at 5:30 even though my alarm is set for 6:00. #
• 07:22 I don't get why stores encourage us to bring reusable bags but don't give us the option to forego a printed receipt. #
• 09:47 Conference call boring, losing consciousnzzzzzzzzz #

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Command center

Command center, originally uploaded by christopher575.

We have two new hires and I'm in the last phase of my contract. I've been
given a smaller computer and a much bigger desk and cubicle. It's a huge
mess because it's full of stuff that belongs to an employee who left before
I got here and never came back. I'll use the docking station eventually
(need a keyboard) but until then it'll have this Lawnmower Man 2 look.

Hugh's Slurpee matches his shirt.

Hugh's Slurpee matches his shirt., originally uploaded by christopher575.

And his Christmas card.

One of my new coworkers is from Japan

One of my new coworkers is from Japan, originally uploaded by christopher575.

This excites me.

Getting my hairs did

Getting my hairs did, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Someone I don't want to talk to (former coworker) is two seats away from me.
There are a lot of people from that job I'd rather not run into, but they're
starting to pop up a lot lately. Anyway, I don't think he recognizes me. A
lot has changed since then.

Bizarro crack ho world

I mentioned earlier that I found a picture that looked like a crack ho version of electriclime . I'd just like to say a few things right now. First, I think she is one of the most gorgeous women I know. See?



Second, I love her and I wish I saw her more often. Third, she is so much fun to be around.

But enough sucking up. I found a picture that looks like Mardi has an evil twin who was raised by wolves and spent ten years doing crack and ten grand on a boob job.

( This picture is NOT SAFE WORK WORK. It features a scary naked woman with spoo on her chest. And I mean it. She's scary. The total opposite of Mardi. I LOVE MARDI FYI )

Pagoda sighting

Pagoda sighting, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Quote from the designer: "I think if I had more time I maybe would have done the ruffles differently, because right now they're looking like a Chinese rooftop."

The people in the office across the street from mine are weird

IMG_0013, originally uploaded by christopher575.