From Twitter 08-03-2009

• 14:03:15: Certain things magnify people's natural stupidity. Things like escalators.
• 21:55:07: A Twilight MMORPG? I don't get it. Twilight takes place in a small town.

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Bagel

Bagel, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Left: havarti and a fried egg
Right: cream cheese, one whole motherfuckin' avocado, lemon juice

It's a sun-dried tomato bagel.

And because pixink made me hungry for Vegemite, I got on eBay today and ordered three tubes.

Writer's Block: Fantasy Sports

[Error: unknown template qotd]Wow, how bad were the rest of the questions for this one to end up being the shiniest turd on the pile?

Summer movie fest

Here's what I've seen in the movie theaters since the weather got so nasty a couple of weeks ago, not in order:
Bruno
The Collector
Up
Orphan
The Proposal
Land of the Lost
(500) Days of Summer
Away We Go

A friend owes me a movie and lunch, so I'm seeing another today.

It may seem excessive, but it's cheaper than buying a new AC unit.

ELITE

Bondage, piercings

Bondage, piercings, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Who knew Bartell had a kink section?

That kid is too old for a stroller

That kid is too old for a stroller, originally uploaded by christopher575.

You can tell when their knees are propped up higher than their heads. I'm
surprised they haven't started making bigger strollers.

Stupid sun

Stupid sun, originally uploaded by christopher575.

I keep moving but it keeps coming out from behind that building. Make it
stop!