2009-08-20

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Bagel, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Left: pepper jack, fried egg
Right: cream cheese, one whole motherfuckin' avocado, lemon juice

It's an onion bagel, by the way.

Cheese plug, originally uploaded by christopher575.

This is what sometimes happens when you put a hot egg onto a piece of cheese
sitting on a bagel.

They may help you heal a cut, but they can't do anything for your tattered dignity.

Yeah, not quite. The painting they had that I wanted was $3,000. Not really
priced for the masses to be able to afford.

These are spinach tortillas with chive cream cheese and baby spinach. Here's what they look like before you cut them up:

And here's what they look like after:

The colors are a little wonky because the lighting in my kitchen is weird. They should look much greener.

The bagel shop where he always buys his lunch has bacon spread on their menu and he refuses to try it.

Going West, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Gonna feed my pinwheels to some friends.

Two, actually.