Something all of you should know about badrobot68

[christopher575]

The bagel shop where he always buys his lunch has bacon spread on their menu and he refuses to try it.

Comments

[bittrlittlebear.livejournal.com]

Wait what?!?

Hasn't he eaten bacon jelly beans?

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

Yes, they're horrible!

[scearley.livejournal.com]

This is a smart choice.

[jodfoster.livejournal.com]

Good DAY to you, Sir. I SAID GOOD DAY!

[mika-says.livejournal.com]

Good for him. I'm so sick of this bacon trendiness. It doesn't need to be in everything.

[christopher575.livejournal.com]

He sells 300 or so bacon items in his store, so he's part of the problem you're describing. Therefor, he should eat some.

[mika-says.livejournal.com]

sigh. I feel so alone.

[duckumu.livejournal.com]

i respectfully disagree about bacon not needing to be in everything.

[mika-says.livejournal.com]

Well, as long as you're respectful about it I can't complain I guess.

[cecilgene.livejournal.com]

BACON.

[mika-says.livejournal.com]

I know I'm swimming against the tide (sigh), but I'm tired of it. They banned pork from the shelves here for one week because of a toxin scare and I swear I've never seen people so upset, addled, jonesing and freaking out about anything. I thought there was going to be a riot. Because if you haven't added bacon, it's not Irish! (now with more bacon)

[scearley.livejournal.com]

This should be printed up and displayed everywhere.

[mika-says.livejournal.com]

YES

[jodfoster.livejournal.com]

I don't even know him anymore. Also, your icon is kinda freaking me out and turning me on at the same time.

[notlostonme.livejournal.com]

Gross!

[scunnerred.livejournal.com]

Have you tried putting some on a spoon and doing "here comes the aeroplane"?

[mika-says.livejournal.com]

Father Jack!

[scunnerred.livejournal.com]

That would be an ecumenical matter!

G. Linehan

[scearley.livejournal.com]

I believe you need a stress-busting seminar.

Re: G. Linehan

[scunnerred.livejournal.com]

Aah, the bit with the balloon! Genius.

[ricepapercrane.livejournal.com]

FECK! ARSE! DRINK! GIRLS!

[amznbert.livejournal.com]

just put it on parts of AJ's body and have him lick it off...and on a side note how does one spread bacon? Inquireing minds want to know

[missdotti.livejournal.com]

Best idea ever!

[badrobot68.livejournal.com]

I don't refuse to try it, I just don't really want to.

[wring.livejournal.com]

TRY ITTTTTTTT

[electriclime.livejournal.com]

I don't blame him. There's nothing good about bacon except the smell.

[nicolemarieh.livejournal.com]

this

[thisiserika.livejournal.com]

lady, do we need to talk? bacon is delicious. i agree it doesn't need to be in everything, but it is DELICIOUS.

[electriclime.livejournal.com]

But the problem is...it IS in everything now!!

baconnaise. That's what did it for me. FUCK NO

[ricepapercrane.livejournal.com]

We need a movement.

Just say FUCK NO to the Baconnaise.

[thisiserika.livejournal.com]

yeah, i've tried baconnaise. it's actually pretty good. but i understand where you're coming from. i was forced to try it.

[wring.livejournal.com]

I think I made a D: face when I found out about baconnaise. But a SPREAD is different!

[cmorley.livejournal.com]

WHHAAAAAAATTT???

[bukephalus.livejournal.com]

OMG!!! What a shocking exposé! Thank you for exposing this blatant hypocrisy!

[panikmanik.livejournal.com]

the man I thought I knew.. doesn't exist


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