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• 09:24 I love cats, but this picture seriously gives me the heebiejeebies. bit.ly/15fQvM #
• 11:42 I would like a gummi bear lamp, but not for $125. bit.ly/2vJ6uP #
• 12:13 I wish Los Angeles had a more interesting skyline since I see it so much in movies and TV. #

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Bagel

Bagel, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Cream cheese, sauerkraut.

Movie Cliches

Person is asked to speak at career day and is made to feel like shit about their job and entire life.

Price check is needed on condoms.

Anyone who shouldn't be at the funeral always shows up, but stays far away.

If a male/female couple are talking in bed after sex, the blanket always goes up high enough to cover the woman's boobs but is pulled down on the man's side to expose his entire chest.