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- 08:22 Oh hurl. Please don't make a placenta teddy bear. Just throw it out. It's medical waste. Blehhhhh bit.ly/GJma #
2009-10-06
Flip flops and a brush
Some girl dropped these. I didn't see this. Someone else did and yelled, I
was hunched over taking a picture when she walked up. That was awkward.
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Movie Cliches
It amazes me that there are any homes with pianos in them in movies. It seems as though the only way to get one moved in is via cranes or pulley systems, and they always fail, sending the piano crashing down.
Office workers with multi-line phones on their desks always have five or so calls on hold.
Karaoke books are always really small and nobody ever has to wait to sing.
People bowling for the first time wear matching shirts with their friends.
Nobody can ever read an important letter; they're just too nervous.
Students always get to sit by their friends in class.
A very troubled class in a school in the ghetto achieves great success with the guidance of a new teacher who is not from the ghetto.
Office workers with multi-line phones on their desks always have five or so calls on hold.
Karaoke books are always really small and nobody ever has to wait to sing.
People bowling for the first time wear matching shirts with their friends.
Nobody can ever read an important letter; they're just too nervous.
Students always get to sit by their friends in class.
A very troubled class in a school in the ghetto achieves great success with the guidance of a new teacher who is not from the ghetto.