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Last night's double feature

Last night's double feature, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Two unintentional comedies.

Nice view

Nice view, originally uploaded by christopher575.

How original

How original, originally uploaded by christopher575.

You could put that anywhere and it would be true. I guess that's why I see
it all the time, everywhere.

For yieldsigns

For yieldsigns, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Movie cliches

Person moves into a new house and finds a diary written by someone who lived there before.

Cop showing up to deal with noise complaint is actually a stripper.

Bad father is always passed out in front of the TV with a can of beer in his hand whenever someone comes home. 

Bad father dies or sobers up by the end of the movie.

Observation decks (Empire State Building, Space Needle) which are always completely packed in real life are usually quite empty in movies.

The last day of school is for breaking up, falling in love, or both.