Describe something really gross in four words

I'll start: asparagus pee, waterless urinal

Separated at birth?

some friend of a friend I spotted in a photo on my friend's refrigerator	former lj user devildork (left)

Finding 575

nemo, originally uploaded by christopher575.

The team I currently report to at work's name is NMO, so Nemo is on our monthly self-evaluation form. I, of course, had to MSPaint my face onto him on my form.

click the picture

Movie cliches

Police officer happens upon a robbery in progress, which he notices because flashlights are used in an otherwise-dark store or residence.

Person struggles with two or more paper bags full of groceries while trying to unlock a door, which leads to them meeting a neighbor. Grocery bags cannot have handles, ever.

Person gets locked outside house or hotel room naked while trying to grab the newspaper.

Newspaper delivery boy hits person in the head with the newspaper.

For missdotti

IMG_1972, originally uploaded by christopher575.

This is the very first photo in my flickr stream. It makes me think of you.

Early onset dementia

I spent this morning with this song stuck in my head with absolutely no idea how it got there. Haven't heard it or thought about it in years.

Then I was going to post about it and couldn't remember the song. Just that it was a one-hit wonder (to the max) and that the video was filmed in an empty pool and that one of the guys had a Charlie Brown yellow and black zig-zag shirt.

I grew worried as I searched around online to find it and could only find one relevant post, which was someone else also looking for the same video. Then it finally popped back in my head. Now you can watch it.

Watch on YouTube

QotD

"Yeah, when people talk to me about intelligent design I yell "BED BUGS HAVE INSTITUTIONALIZED STAB RAPES".

- T-Rex