Breakfast in bed

Breakfast in bed, originally uploaded by christopher575.

I have the best boyfriend ever.

This weekend's midnight movie at the Egyptian

This weekend's midnight movie at the Egyptian, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Not really the kind of movie that people want to see drunk and high late at
night.

Current double feature

Current double feature, originally uploaded by christopher575.

I'm sure these will both be terrible, especially the one on the right, starring Tiffani "don't call me Tiffani Amber Thiessen" Thiessen.

Some people really can't stand not being first

Some people really can't stand not being first, originally uploaded by christopher575.

I'm sure you know the type. They weave back and forth through traffic trying to be the one person in the world who isn't behind anyone. They probably have "Unless you're the lead dog, the view is always the same" sweatshirts. They wait away from the rest of the group waiting for the bus and merge into the line instead of getting in it. Assholes, basically.

This girl was waiting to cross the street and wasn't being aggressive enough to get cars to stop for her, so they finally stopped when I entered the intersection. About halfway into the next block, she darted in front of me. A few steps later, she dropped a pencil and heard it hit the ground, but had no idea where it was. I saw it land, so I pointed it out as I walked by.

Sure as shit, a few steps later, she jumped past me to walk in front of me again.

Goodbye, Cock Ring Magic Ken

Goodbye, Cock Ring Magic Ken, originally uploaded by christopher575.

I've had this controversial little guy since they hit the shelves in 1993. Tonight, I'm giving him away as a birthday present.

I'll miss him, but he's going to a good home.

Ken's night out

Ken's night out, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Whoa, Sparky! Slow down! (FYI Tiny Tobie is easier to carry around)

Help!

Help!, originally uploaded by christopher575.

I can't decide.