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Lunch

Lunch, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Mahi mahi with tropical slaw, rice, and salad. After I took the photo, I mixed the rice and salad together to try to be like that girl this season on Top Chef, but that was a mistake because the salad was dressed perfectly and you'd need more dressing if you want to mix rice in. Oops.

That's a mousse parfait for dessert. I will admit that I only bought it because I love the little serving cup and spoon. I will probably eat three more of these to have a set of four, and then might never have another.

EDIT:
Ok, the mousse is hella good. Maybe I need two dozen of the little serving dishes.

oh Internet

I was searching for where to buy Tajin when I found these:

 
Wow.

Earlier I was wondering if there might be a new Kelly album coming out, and I ended up on the dude who plays her's blog. He posted about working on the Taco Bell commercial that had Jeff Bezos in it. I of course wanted to see the commercial again, and it seems Jeff Bezos has had it completely removed from the Internet. I know Amazon is a big deal, but is he really that powerful?

I guess it could be that I'm the only one who wants to see it.

Garrett made taco salad

Garrett made taco salad, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Everyone should have a Garrett.

Twitter Litter

• 08:14 It's time for a new Kelly album. We've been waiting too long. #
• 10:02 Sounds like a damn cocktail party in the office. It's funny how annoying that sound is without the cocktails. #
• 12:11 The mahi mahi I ate today tasted like beef jerky. I mean that in a good way. #
• 14:01 It's nice when you think someone had a dismal career and then you look them up and see they're just in a bunch of stuff you haven't seen. #
• 14:38 The Mel Gibson tape has surfaced. bit.ly/clmfKn #

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