christopher575

Mar. 9th, 2011

10:18:24: Sneak a sideways glance at a burly bear standing at the urinal. http://bit.ly/gN760k
10:49:52: Cats are the original tweakers. Up all night, asleep all day, constantly peering out the window through the mini-blinds.
16:22:31: The best thing on the internet so far this week is Snoopy Snoopy Poop Dog.
20:12:32: If the name of your restaurant is just the address, I hope everyone assumes the menu is equally creative and stays away.

This morning I dreamed that I was at a Seattle Facebook office. I think it was an office launch party and there were members of the media there, but there was a strict no-photos rule, which was too bad, because it was snowing heavily outside and it would have made for a great picture.

I was fiddling with my phone and decided to see what kind of info they ask for when you sign up (I've never done it) and someone thought I was taking a picture and yelled at me to stop. I explained that I wasn't, and when I looked down, I'd somehow accidentally completed the registration and an app was already loaded and running. I freaked out and tried to hit the "home" button on my phone, but the app was evil and none of the buttons did what they were supposed to. It had taken over my phone and there was nothing I could do about it. I was trying to figure out how to close the account before anyone noticed I had joined, and I woke up.

I was so glad it was just a dream.