From Twitter 03-19-2011

• 08:49:37: RT @bloiffy: I made my mother spend $2000 to turn me into a pop star but everyone is just making fun of me :( #middleclasswhitegirlproblems
  
• 09:00:44: RT @OPRAHHATPARTY: France is shaped like a hexagon
  
• 09:40:13: Does your mp3 player have a name? Mine is called BonQuiQui.
  
• 09:44:40: RT @tlrd: Victoria Jackson Calls Glee Gay Kiss 'Sickening' http://tlrd.us/fkmBVz
  
• 10:14:07: Looks like a pump, feels like a sneaker, smells like Doritos.
  
• 11:56:46: I wish there was a machine that would read my mind and make a list of episodes I haven't seen of Seinfeld, Friends, and Will and Grace.
  
• 12:00:07: If I had a time machine I'd go buy a bunch of stuff from the generic aisle at a grocery store and decorate my home with it.
  
• 15:34:35: I thought we were living in the future and everything was so cool but then I realized Kidd Video isn't on Netlfix or Hulu Plus.
  
• 18:26:35: I just iced @knitpurl http://flic.kr/p/9rDysr
  

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For Brad

They will kees your fewt better.

Early Easter at the inlaws'

Early Easter at the inlaws', originally uploaded by christopher575.

The bunny cake is back!

The bunny cake is back!, originally uploaded by christopher575.

They've been reusing the ears for 25 years.