From Twitter 04-06-2011

• 08:41:18: Nice to see the "cream pie to the face" form of protest making a comeback. http://bit.ly/g9e7pH
• 08:47:20: RT @bloiffy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWsRz3TJDEY So ahead of its time. Now everything on the Internet looks like this :|
• 09:40:41: The Candies Foundation paid Bristol Palin $262,500 in 2009, but only $35,000 in actual grants. http://strn.gr/7559459
• 10:15:17: RT @alexjon: Beck off the air and a double digit partisan flip in Wisconsin. Great day to be a lefty.
• 13:09:03: best URL *ever* RT @PopJew: I started a new "personal" tumblr about my "personal life" http://livejournaldotcom.tumblr.com/
• 14:15:23: Bicentennial Man is almost like if someone saw Short Circuit 2 and said, "this could be taken to major extremes."
• 16:33:47: Coupon Suzy freaks me out.

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Good morning

[REDACTED] says
I had a sex dream early this morning:
christopher575 says
orly
[REDACTED] says
I was putting gas in my car
And this hot guy was across from me putting gas in his motorcycle, flirting with me.
Then he rode off but started circling around the gas station, pants unzipped, dick out.
Then he crashed his bike.
christopher575 says
ha!
that's your idea of a sex dream?
[REDACTED] says
Apparently.
It was very hot until he crashed and skidded into the wall of the gas station.
I couldn't decide if I should:
a) finish filling up the tank
b) walk or drive over to see if he was okay
christopher575 says
c) jerk off

Sky so purty

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Anal Bead Chic

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