From Twitter 05-07-2011

• 08:39:39: Haha, just emailed a birthday card to the wrong person's Kindle trying to send it to my man. Wonder if they'll get it. Glad it wasn't dirty.
  
• 10:26:28: My iPod is completely frozen. Best hope may be for the battery to run out, too bad it got fully charged just before freezing up! #FWP
  
• 13:59:02: Cooked/drained ramen noodles + 1/5 of beef flavor packet + bulgarian pickled vegetable salad + marinated grilled pork = very good lunch.
  
• 16:37:40: An image search for "cat with iguana" turns up a surprisingly large amount of results.
  
• 17:21:55: I don't even wear watches these days but I'm totally in the mood to wear three Swatches and carry a Swatch bag that has a zip-off end.
  
• 19:17:06: Vegan pork rinds #thingsthatprobablydontexist
  

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Speaking of Swatch

My favorite one ever is the one that they show two of at the end of the commercial.

Garrett's birthday cake

Garrett's birthday cake, originally uploaded by christopher575.

I guess a "one foot in the grave" cake would have been prett complicated.

I won the first round!

I won the first round!, originally uploaded by christopher575.

So much safer than 39 individual candles

So much safer than 39 individual candles, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Don't want to start a wildfire.