christopher575

10:28 I want to take a shower but I'm waiting for a delivery. Please please please please hurry Mr. Delivery Guy? (is that sexist?) #
10:31 "DSK" is the new "Iceland volcano". #
11:22 Delivery number 1 (air conditioner) has arrived! Number 2 is just a DVD so I might just go ahead and shower in a bit. #
11:38 I think everyone is supposed to think the Bush's Baked Beans dog is cute and the guy is goofy but it's the other way around. #
12:12 Turns out Michelle Obama would look awesome with a giant afro. bit.ly/jIyVEL #
12:43 Taquitos. #
14:05 Looking for good deals on Omeprazole online because my life is just that exciting. #
15:22 I want one of those rugs that an oval and is made of, like, twisty rope fabric? Or something? #
15:27 Totally! My grandparents had awesome ones. RT @DJPegLeg: @christopher575 Like this? amzn.to/iNkqOF #
15:32 Angela's Rashes #lessinterestingbooks #
16:02 Basil Chiffonade #baddragnames #
19:24 Have you ever put Sri Racha in miso soup? You should. #
21:31 Shows like The Two Coreys are perfect examples of why Netflix streaming was invented, yet it's not on there. #