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The degree to which I am out

I was at a graduation party Saturday afternoon and ended up meeting a lot of people who I knew nothing about beforehand. For a moment, it occurred to me that not everyone who asked me who I was would necessarily like to learn that I was there because I am married to a relative of the graduate who also happens to be male, but I immediately realized that I don't care if they like it. I am who I am and I won't lie about it unless I feel my life may be in danger. Maybe not even then. And if there's ever a situation where someone asks me to beforehand, I just won't go at all. I don't lie, and I won't lie. If anyone ever expects me to, they can fuck right off.

And in case you're wondering, there were no issues at all, nor did I expect there to be.

Anal bead chic

Anal bead chic, originally uploaded by christopher575.

The spoon face is appropriate

The spoon face is appropriate, originally uploaded by christopher575.

I have been dying for sushi.

This is what happens when I go too long without sushi

This is what happens when I go too long without sushi, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Obviously cones are not right for the job if they have to use so many

Obviously cones are not right for the job if they have to use so many, originally uploaded by christopher575.