Twitter Litter

• 07:20 It sounds like there are crows pretending to be geese outside. #
• 10:30 Let's quit saying "homophobia" in those instances where "bigotry" is much more appropriate. #
• 10:34 My new band is called Michele Bachmann's Strap-on. #
• 13:59 Just put six heads of garlic in the oven. Frozen roasted garlic is very nice to have around. #
• 14:30 Silicone is great, but dust and crumbs stick too easily. I'm talking about kitchen tools, you pervs. #
• 15:55 I can't believe it took until season 4, episode 10 of Ugly Betty before someone told her she should blog. #
• 16:00 For @scearley bit.ly/qOy9MH (warning, sometimes site banners are NSFW) #
• 18:02 I want Scott Bakula to play Dracula at least once. #
• 18:04 I have a duck. #replaceawordinafamousquoteiwthduck #

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Foot update

Foot update, originally uploaded by christopher575.

One more shot to try to show the green color

One more shot to try to show the green color, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Can't get it quite right, but this is close.

Better close the window

Better close the window, originally uploaded by christopher575.

The dust from this is headed my way.

Kyle gave me an awesome cane as a wedding present

Kyle gave me an awesome cane as a wedding present, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Figured it'd be longer until I needed it.

Sorry about your penis

Sorry about your penis, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Duck is watching you

Duck is watching you, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Brad, being rad

Brad, being rad, originally uploaded by christopher575.

O M G

PEARL IS ON ICHC!

What a lurvly urvnin

What a lurvly urvnin, originally uploaded by christopher575.