1st
03:01

Twitter Litter

- 5 comments

05:32

SchadenFriday

- 5 comments
Entry tags:

11:14

Just got xrays

- 1 comment

12:02

Ugh. Cracked bone.

- 11 comments

2nd
02:50

Twitter Litter



06:07

CATURDAY

- 19 comments
Entry tags:

08:47

Not amused



09:03

The Internet is handy

- 6 comments

09:15

Garrett made breakfast

- 2 comments

12:29

Garrett is the best

- 3 comments

12:57

Movie Cliches

- 16 comments
Entry tags:

13:22

He really is the best

- 6 comments

15:30

Immobilized and trapped

- 4 comments

3rd
02:50

Twitter Litter

- 3 comments

08:54

Foot update

- 8 comments

13:22

Turkish military cafeteria trays

- 11 comments

18:03

Back on the chain gang



4th
03:00

Twitter Litter



08:10

BONUS July 4th Saturdog

- 4 comments
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08:19

Foot update

- 7 comments

5th
02:50

Twitter Litter

- 1 comment

10:00

Welcome back to work! (BONUS SchadenFriday)

- 3 comments
Entry tags:

16:46

Aboot the foot

- 14 comments

6th
03:00

Twitter Litter



09:44

I didn't know Seattle had a Tussaud's

- 3 comments

16:55

Absolutely terrifying

- 6 comments

7th
03:00

Twitter Litter

- 1 comment

15:50

The TV is mocking me

- 3 comments

8th
02:50

Twitter Litter

- 1 comment

06:05

SchadenFriday

- 6 comments
Entry tags:

07:36

Foot update



08:49

One more shot to try to show the green color

- 4 comments

13:01

Better close the window



16:34

Kyle gave me an awesome cane as a wedding present

- 2 comments

17:12

Sorry about your penis

- 6 comments

18:16

Duck is watching you

- 1 comment

18:56

Brad, being rad

- 3 comments

20:24

O M G

- 13 comments

20:34

What a lurvly urvnin

- 1 comment

9th
03:00

Twitter Litter



07:01

CATURDAY

- 8 comments
Entry tags:

11:29

The best humidifier available

- 12 comments

12:14

For Alan

- 8 comments

12:14

Uh oh

- 4 comments

12:40

Forgot to mention

- 3 comments

12:42

Rawr! He's a giant!

- 5 comments

15:39

Waiting for a new lava lamp to start is torture.

- 2 comments

10th
02:50

Twitter Litter

- 1 comment

08:07

Can you identify the show?

- 12 comments

08:22

Writer's Block: My name's Forrest, Forrest Gump

- 1 comment
Entry tags:

09:46

I want to live in Melissa's set



10:08

Aunt Sandy brought a sink to the lake

- 2 comments

10:35

This picture is way better



11:19

For Christina

- 5 comments

18:47

Honey, no

- 3 comments

19:11

Hell yes!

- 6 comments

20:18

Please help omg

- 31 comments

20:23

Y'alls bitches

- 18 comments
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11th
03:00

Twitter Litter

- 1 comment

09:35

Stuff

- 6 comments

10:41

My officemate and his free Slurpee



15:09

Due to intense peer pressure, he is changing his name to the French spelling

- 3 comments

12th
03:00

Twitter Litter



08:32

Things



12:26

On a bus with mcfnord

- 3 comments

17:47

Diabeetus

- 3 comments

13th
02:50

Twitter Litter



10:05

Anal bead chic

- 2 comments
Entry tags:

11:12

Sick

- 5 comments

20:34

Roseanne's Nuts

- 1 comment

20:40

Seroquel is the anti-Jameth pill

- 1 comment

14th
03:00

Twitter Litter



06:05

Omg best husband everrrrr

- 10 comments

19:38

Coming to Lifetime

- 1 comment

20:54

I haz caek

- 6 comments

15th
03:00

Twitter Litter



06:42

SchadenFriday

- 13 comments
Entry tags:

12:06

SchadenFriday BONUS video

- 1 comment
Entry tags:

13:57

I actually ordered MyZone Headphones yesterday

- 4 comments

20:40

Probably not even worth explaining



16th
02:50

Twitter Litter



08:15

CATURDAY

- 14 comments
Entry tags:

08:34

Owwww

- 5 comments

10:11

Holy crap

- 2 comments

11:46

Lava Lamp Towne

- 1 comment

12:34

Rawr! I'm a giant!

- 1 comment

13:42

(no subject)

- 15 comments

20:23

How do you spell "seduction"?

- 4 comments

17th
03:00

Twitter Litter



14:18

Anal bead chic

- 2 comments
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18th
03:00

Twitter Litter



18:23

I made dinner

- 3 comments

19:57

Amazing duck hunt sweater

- 2 comments

19:57

Duck hunt sweater, rear view



19th
03:00

Twitter Litter

- 1 comment

06:55

Fancy!

- 3 comments

07:53

"Say hi to Abby!"

- 2 comments

10:05

(no subject)

- 5 comments

12:33

I love a mysterious driver



13:08

A fringe cut into capri-length yoga pants

- 4 comments

13:17

Finally figured out how I hurt my ankle

- 5 comments

16:24

Could they make it any more obvious that they want to compete with Netflix?

- 1 comment

20th
02:50

Twitter Litter



10:26

BONUS hump day SchadenFriday

- 7 comments
Entry tags:

12:43

It feels great to finally figure it out

- 2 comments

15:59

At the bus stop

- 11 comments

21st
08:59

Schmupdate

- 19 comments

11:07

Writer's Block: Saints and sinners


Entry tags:

12:04

Bun thit nuong cha gio

- 6 comments

12:42

I'm at the Pizza Hut, I'm at the Taco Bell



22nd
03:00

Twitter Litter



06:30

SchadenFriday

- 7 comments
Entry tags:

11:34

IMAG2573.jpg



12:01

Brad took me out for a belated birthday lunch!

- 8 comments

15:14

I love this commercial

- 2 comments

15:55

Git it!

- 1 comment

16:14

How to ruin Scott Bakula

- 4 comments

18:07

Up on the roof



23rd
03:00

Twitter Litter

- 1 comment

06:58

CATURDAY

- 8 comments
Entry tags:

11:48

Hell yes

- 1 comment

24th
03:00

Twitter Litter



07:28

(no subject)

- 5 comments

09:08

Breakfast is served

- 3 comments

10:36

I wish there was a channel in the back of the mantle for the cords

- 6 comments

11:00

IMAG2601.jpg

- 2 comments

20:06

Omg

- 5 comments

21:42

The creature from that last post is a rooster!

- 1 comment

25th
12:21

(no subject)



26th
18:22

Dinner



27th
06:30

Oh yay LJ is back



28th
10:19

This shirt is so awesome.

- 2 comments

15:45

(no subject)



21:31

Garrett found this

- 1 comment

29th
07:29

SchadenFriday

- 2 comments
Entry tags:

09:35

Honey, no

- 1 comment

10:19

I have yet to get naked in this office

- 5 comments

12:56

You've heard of walking the dinosaur? I'm waxing the dinosaur.

- 5 comments

30th
07:25

CATURDAY

- 8 comments
Entry tags:

08:23

Dinner from the other night that I never got around to posting

- 7 comments

16:22

...

- 2 comments

18:09

We are in the bald line

- 2 comments

18:12

Fwd: Golden raspberries

- 3 comments

18:28

Venice is lovely



18:30

I got a new brace yesterday

- 5 comments

19:42

Fiesta Ware

- 9 comments

31st
01:00

Twitter Litter



14:28

At the in-laws



14:31

Awesome



14:34

My first try!

- 2 comments

15:45

I'm 37 again.



17:18

He's been licking for ten minutes

- 4 comments

20:04

That name, I just can't