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• 11:56 Forks are good for stirring and mixing things. Think of them as tiny whisks. #
• 14:52 Post a work term that only your coworkers could possibly understand. "I wish the agency would de-CHIRMS these." #
• 15:09 Mama Mia! That's a-spicy cocaine-a! bit.ly/pTCu73 #
• 15:22 I like listening to electro while I work, but sometimes the music sounds like computer error sounds and I get startled. #
• 15:26 Oh it'd be cool if I'd quit typing today's date as "0619" instead of "0916". #
• 16:43 Nope. Just Chuck Testa with another realistic mount. #
• 17:06 Sexy Phlebotomist #badhalloweencostumes #
• 17:30 Thought the little banner ad for a Dinosaur Jr show was for some Wayne's World thing. #
• 18:34 A dentist office is moving in next door. Hope we can't hear the drills. #
• 20:30 "What kind of beard trimmer do you use?" #badbearpickuplines #noreallysomeonejustsaidit #
• 20:35 Someone is smoking on the patio and I wanna tattle but they could just drop it over the side if confronted #jerks #
• 20:41 Pigeon Spikes would be a good band name. #
• 20:53 I miss video bars. #
• 23:35 Tonight's the first night I felt comfortable dancing since the day I hurt my ankle. Needed it. #
• 23:37 Note to self: pzl to find "hotstepper" mahsups thx #turnaround #
• 23:39 Protip: flattery beats guilt trips #
• 00:03 I'm serious as cancer when I say rhythm is a dancer. #

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Got a cigarette?

Garrett made lunch

Garrett made lunch, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Narms.

Hey Alan, look

Hey Alan, look, originally uploaded by christopher575.

I'm finally ripping the disc in a timely manner.

I had a nice nap with the cats this afternoon

Sleepy time, originally uploaded by charlib52.

I love this weather

I love this weather, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Plenty of seats on the patio, no sunburns or sweat.

First fire of the season

First fire of the season, originally uploaded by christopher575.

Suck it, summer.