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• 07:06 Had a dream this morning where Joan Rivers was my mom. We were fighting, but it was still great because she's awesome. #
• 13:25 Rain! It's been way too long. #

This bus stop

This bus stop, originally uploaded by christopher575.

One time on Halloween or near it, I was standing here in the rain, already
soaked. A car full of frat types pulled up and sprayed me with what I swear
was an old-timey bottle of seltzer. You know, the kind with the
downward-facing metal spout that you have to lean way back to spray someone
with.

I just stared at them. It didn't really bother me since I was already wet
and, on top of everything, my life was in the shitter anyway. Part of me
didn't want to give them the satisfaction, and the rest of me wondered where
they got the seltzer bottle.

40oz of ketchup in a big bowl

40oz of ketchup in a big bowl, originally uploaded by christopher575.

I'ma add curry and put it back in the bottle.

Anal bead chic

Anal bead chic, originally uploaded by christopher575.